Have you ever raced a triathlon after a night of drinking?

Have you ever been disappointed in a race performance due to your utter lack of training?

Have you ever gone to a race with only one bike shoe?

Have you ever done something in a race so stupid you could only laugh about it later while drinking with your friends?

If so, then Triathlon Delinquents is the team for you!

At Triathlon Delinquents, we regularly struggle with the fact that not only do we SUCK at racing, we hardly ever train! Our favorite weight routine is the 12 oz. curl, and every day is a recovery day!

Triathlon Delinquents was founded as a joke by middle-of-the-pack age groupers that live by the motto “Next time it’ll be different!”

Come join our team, do a race, and have a beer with us (in any order you’d like!)

SHOW US YOUR TD”S!!!